I still doodle. I do. And when I do these days, it’s *cue Dragonborn music* DOVAHBILBO.
But sometimes he needs followers. But not all his followers are cooperative. Especially if they’re haughty Dwarven Kings-to-be-Under-the-Mountain-named-Thorin:
Still, DovahBilbo can make do on his own. Most of the time:
Frostbite or your typical Mirkwood Spiders – who needs an exterminator when you’ve got DovahBilbo?
Of course some Dovakiin get just a little nervous facing their very first dragon, particularly very observant Dovahs who have excellent tastes in fashion and sense of smell:
**SORT OF A SPOILER ALERT** Seriously, if you’ve never read The Hobbit, the next stupid doodle is kind of a spoiler. Kind of.
Sometimes DovahBilbo doesn’t need to do any slaying, but still reaps the rewards:
DovahBilbo may be the savior of the Skyrim region of Middle Earth (somewhere between Albuquerque and Winterfell), but he’s still got some questionable morals. He’s known to exploit the powers of an enchanted ring to steal sweetrolls. Like a boss.
I tell you I tell you, DovahBilbo comes.